Miley Cyrus, I'm sorry.

I heard a really unfortunate conversation yesterday.

Now, I know that in 2012 people talk about things like
celebrity break ups and "what is she wearing"
like their lives depend on it.

(Your life, by the way, does not depend on it.)

I've gotten used to this...

I check www.people.com like the rest of you

(and if you say you don't, I'm not sure I believe you).

However, what I over heard yesterday makes me 

rethink humanity as a whole.

I was in line at the grocery store, behind 

2 (what I thought) would be intelligent teenage girls.

Not the case.

The conversation started innocently enough, I guess,

discussing the latest on Miley Cyrus' hair cut.

She went from this:

 

To This:

(As if you didn't already know that)

Anyways, I was SO shocked about what the girl's had to say.

They reasoned why she would cut her hair,

and what would happen to her now that she had

apparently ruined her life.

Reason Why Miley Cut her Hair (According To today's Youth)

1 - She's a lesbian

What? Because a girl cut her long hair,

she is a lesbian?

That is so offensive!

(To lesbians AND to women with short hair)

What Will Happen To Miley Now (According to Today's Youth)

1 - Future marriage - over.

2 - Hot fiance - leaving her "skanky ass"

 

So, according to these super dumb teenagers,

because Miley is "so ugly" now, her fiance is going to 

come to his senses, and dump her.

 

UGH. I'm so sad for these girls.

They are under the assumption that

hair cuts change sexuality, and cause

fiance's to leave you.

 

This has proven to me that what I see on 

Pinterest, etc. about fluffy quotes on

loving yourself for who you are,

living your life to the fullest,

don't judge, be happy, you can do anything you want!

is crap.

 

Or, do all of those things,

just make sure you have long hair.

Or else, you'll die a lonley lesbian.

 

 SAD DAY.

ps - Miley Cyrus, I love your hair. Both ways.