Monday, July 23, 2012

50 Shades of The Worst Book Ever.

Everyone and their mother is writing/talking/reading about this book:

 

So, I'll admit, my interest was piqued, and I went out 
and bought it yesterday.

I thought, hmmm... only 15 bucks, what a steal.

What a steal? 
I'm the real victim here.

This book is TERRIBLE.

I read three chapters last night, and had this face 
the whole time:


What a waste of time this book is.

The writing is on par with...
what? A four year old?
An elephant taking a stab at a keyboard?

Time to Reiterate:
WASTE OF TIME.

I'm sad for what people think qualifies as
best seller material.

Time for me to re-read something 
fantastic to restore my faith in literature. 

I do apologize to those people who
completely love this book.

I won't judge you, much.

1 comment:

  1. I felt the same way for the first, hmm.. 5 chapters or so. But I think you should keep reading! It's more of a love story than a porno after those chapters. I really enjoyed the books :P

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